February 2012
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The third rule of Fight Club is to have fun and try your best.
so a woman came into work with like 5 screaming kids today and was complaining about how kids today are out of control and there’s nothing she can do about it because of TV and video games, er control what falls out of your fucking fanny and stop blaming others, before ship your screaming shit bags off to Taiwan ok.
Seeing as St Valentine was also the patron said of beekeeper, I aim to spend tomorrow throwing beehives full of angry bees at any couples attempting to be cute or loving tomorrow. You have been warned.
i bet blue ivy has more followers than me already as well. Well, at least I’m potty trained (pretty much)
